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Artificial Intellidunce
I went online and bought my love a solitaire
I looked at hundreds, took me days
She answered “Yes” thank God, the only ring she’ll wear
How do I love her? Let me count the ways
For several days my inbox filled with friendly mails
“We noticed you like diamond bling -
You might like these ones, in the sales”
AI is stupid, that’s the funny thing
Of all the stuff that Amazon can sell
Most things you only purchase once
If you're so clever, surely you can tell
Diamonds are forever. You're a dunce
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