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A visitor from Insta-land goes to the supermarket
Cupid-lipped and gooey-eyed,
Her starter-husband by her side,
She hovers in the veggie aisle
And frowns us an uncertain smile.
Making sure the thing she’s seen
Is like the picture on her screen,
She gathers up the one on top
And puts it in her weekly shop.
This trophy bagged, she strides away
Making sure we hear her say:
“To be honest, I’m a bit out of my depf wiv cauliflowers.”
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